Naming Names · Wendy Matthews
Call me Republic of China
I said
No no you’re Taiwan
You said
Fine enough
Call me Taiwan instead
Taiwan Team or T.T.
I said
No no you’re Chinese Taipei
No T.T., only C.T.T.
You said
Well since C-WORD is our big issue
in terms of ONE CHINA THEORY
Call me Democratic China or D.C.
Call yourself Communist China or C.C.
Fine with me I said
NO HELL NO
No no you’re China Taiwan
No double-C
No both-C
No brothers-C
Only ONE C
I C not You C
You and Me
We ONE C
You yelled
Oh I see
R.O.C. in Taiwan sounds good
So far so good
U PRC
I ROC
U P I R
no more fighting for C
I said
No No No No No No No
You cried
No Independence
You keep shouting
What The FXXX
Who said I-WORD
Aren’t we arguing about THAT-C-WORD
All the time
That's quite exhausting
Now the whole world is
Laughing at us two
What’s wrong with you guys
One Two One Two
Two or One
One or Two
I C You C WHO sees WHO
Even kindergarten English meme
Gose wildly viral
Even kindergarten mathmatic quote
Gose totally political
