Naming Names

Naming Names · Wendy Matthews

Call me Republic of China

I said

No no you’re Taiwan

You said

Fine enough

Call me Taiwan instead

Taiwan Team or T.T.

I said

No no you’re Chinese Taipei

No T.T., only C.T.T.

You said

Well since C-WORD is our big issue

in terms of ONE CHINA THEORY

Call me Democratic China or D.C.

Call yourself Communist China or C.C.

Fine with me I said

NO HELL NO

No no you’re China Taiwan

No double-C

No both-C

No brothers-C

Only ONE C

I C not You C

You and Me

We ONE C

You yelled

Oh I see

R.O.C. in Taiwan sounds good

So far so good

U PRC

I ROC

U P I R

no more fighting for C

I said

No No No No No No No

You cried

No Independence

You keep shouting

What The FXXX

Who said I-WORD

Aren’t we arguing about THAT-C-WORD

All the time

That's quite exhausting

Now the whole world is

Laughing at us two

What’s wrong with you guys

One Two One Two

Two or One

One or Two

I C You C WHO sees WHO

Even kindergarten English meme

Gose wildly viral

Even kindergarten mathmatic quote

Gose totally political