Let all cat-slaves on Earth worship Brown Sugar if necessary.
Give Brown Sugar a pretty flower to earn his zen-smile. Sit still, take photo, keep calm and handsome like a zen-king. Stay sweet and young even after 50 years old, meow!
A leopard-heart reborn in a cat-body is still a leopard, that's so zen...
"Your-Dad" is not called "Brown Sugar," what should you call him then?
Make cat-food, not war. Peace!
No-Self but I'm still a very proud Brown Sugar, so to speak.
Love your human brothers and sisters, but always love Brown Sugar more.
If you love Brown Sugar, it's your Karma; but if Brown Sugar loves you, it's your honor.
Brown Sugar is never too f-a-t, he's just healthy and strong.
Every-Cat-Truth-Mark is way beyond any meow or fur, got it?
Brown Sugar will be a Buddha too, not cute-kitten-version.